Paul Whitehouse Quotes

Paul Whitehouse

Profession : Actor

Birth : May 17, 1958

Most people have had counselling for something, like a physical illness or marriage guidance.

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The midges you get in Scotland are evil.

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If I stand correctly in the mirror I can frame it so that I still have hair. But the camera doesn't lie.

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It's funny seeing yourself on screen, not in character.

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Toy Story One' and 'Three' are among the best films ever made.

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When we started out, there weren't that many women in team sketch shows.

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Who's the power on the street? Young women. They're a strange breed: very confident.

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I don't find a lot of situations daunting - social situations, that is - I never have. Women, on the other hand, but they're not people, are they?

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My mum and dad were full-on proles, from the Rhondda Valley, who love opera. I've got quite a bit of opera, and I listen to it occasionally, but not like them.

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If a woman's fertility was in question, we wouldn't laugh, but if it is male, we have a right old laugh about it.

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I do look like a walnut sometimes.

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Women would never be abusive about physical appearance. It's a no-go area, but it's an icebreaker for men.

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I'm not normally a tetchy person, am I? I'm really not.

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As more and more new houses get built, they just suck the water out of rivers.

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It is interesting that all these things that contain stuff like saturated fats, we love 'em.

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Why do our bodies crave chips and croissants and stuff? Why is it that those food stuffs that are so bad are the ones that are so delicious.

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Who's that Yorkshire guy? James Martin. I went on his show and I had to phone my doctor while he was cooking and I was like: 'He's just put half a pack of butter in this thing. Am I going to be all right to eat this?'

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I had one artery that had lost its function and then they put another two stents in the junction near it as a preventative.

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I embarrass my family, singing all the time. Anything from opera to punk, via a bit of metal and soul. A very catholic taste.

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I was in bands and things like that.

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