Roald Dahl Quotes

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Roald Dahl

Profession : Novelist

Birth : September 13, 1916

My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14, and they amputated it.

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I was a fighter pilot, flying Hurricanes all round the Mediterranean. I flew in the Western Desert of Libya, in Greece, in Syria, in Iraq and in Egypt.

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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.

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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.

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All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.

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The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore.

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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

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'Dexter' is a very well-oiled machine; it's just a great show and great to be part of.

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I go down to my little hut, where it's tight and dark and warm, and within minutes I can go back to being six or seven or eight again.

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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.

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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.

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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.

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Pear Drops were exciting because they had a dangerous taste. All of us were warned against eating them, and the result was that we ate them more than ever.

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When you're writing a book, with people in it as opposed to animals, it is no good having people who are ordinary, because they are not going to interest your readers at all. Every writer in the world has to use the characters that have something interesting about them, and this is even more true in children's books.

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I find that the only way to make my characters really interesting to children is to exaggerate all their good or bad qualities, and so if a person is nasty or bad or cruel, you make them very nasty, very bad, very cruel. If they are ugly, you make them extremely ugly. That, I think, is fun and makes an impact.

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I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself, crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out, getting rescued by brave soldiers.

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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It's not possible.

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The adult is the enemy of the child because of the awful process of civilizing this thing that, when it is born, is an animal with no manners, no moral sense at all.

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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.

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