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Russell Howard
Profession : Comedian
Birth : March 23, 1980
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The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things.
Russell Howard
Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.
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These are strange times. I'm 37 and this is the weirdest the world's ever felt. There's a right-wing, nationalistic anger sweeping through Europe and America.
Russell Howard
I broke my wrist on TV trying to do a one-armed push-up. A lot of people delight in pointing this out to me.
Russell Howard
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it shows the tapestry of life and I adore that.
Russell Howard
I think you just have to be comfortable in your own skin, and when I do stand-up or the show I'm in a really good mood.
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Tommy Tiernan is an Irish comic who I believe is one of the finest in the world.
Russell Howard
Real life is hard. I'm sorry, but shopping at Tesco is not as much fun as writing jokes for TV shows, and I struggle with it.
Russell Howard
I do cryotherapy, which is where you're in minus 70 and you have three minutes of deep freeze and your body thinks it's dying so it produces loads of blood cells and then you're fine - apparently.
Russell Howard
At a gig in Liverpool I had this lady give me 21 cup cakes she had made herself. It's not really rock'n'roll is it? Tom Jones gets pants thrown at him and I get given fairy cakes.
Russell Howard
I buy a lot of Liverpool trinkets. I've got Philippe Coutinho's boot - I spent three grand on that. Which, you know, is insane. But it's Philippe Coutinho's boot, what you gonna do?
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Los Angeles feels empty and overrated. I struggle with it as a holiday destination. It's the sort of place where you need to know some locals, otherwise it just feels so empty.
Russell Howard
I lived at home until I was 23.
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I'd like to have kids.
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I would just like to be remembered.
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Death by rats would be the worst.
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I'll sit down for 'Stranger Things' or 'The Handmaid's Tale' - or a really good documentary.
Russell Howard
It takes a lot to stop myself scrambling around and reading the news.
Russell Howard
I buck the trend: I eat avocados on a Sunday morning and I'm a homeowner.
Russell Howard
Sometimes I skip breakfast, pop to the butcher and get sunburned while cooking meat.
Russell Howard
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