Sarah Silverman Quotes

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Sarah Silverman

Profession : Comedian

Birth : December 1, 1970

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

Sarah Silverman

I really think everything is fair game.

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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Sarah Silverman

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

Sarah Silverman

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

Sarah Silverman

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

Sarah Silverman

I like my life alone.

Sarah Silverman

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

Sarah Silverman

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

Sarah Silverman

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

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I do love the idea of ritual.

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I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.

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What are the chances there is a God, really?

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If I have kids, I'll adopt.

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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.

Sarah Silverman

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

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I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

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