Seth MacFarlane Quotes

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Seth MacFarlane

Profession : Cartoonist

Birth : October 26, 1973

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Seth MacFarlane

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

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Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

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I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

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I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.

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There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

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The resistance to science is idiotic.

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The only problem is time.

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I'm bad at golf.

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'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.

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You would not want me on your football team.

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I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.

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I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.

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I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.

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I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera.

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With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself.

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The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.

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I spent my entire childhood in the same town, in Kent. I went to grade school there. There was a boarding school that my mother taught at, called - appropriately enough - Kent School, that I went to. Yeah, pretty much my entire childhood was spent in that town.

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Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as a species with the space program. We can't afford to regress back to the days of superstition.

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The quest for Tommy Lee Jones' laugh begins now.

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