Seth Meyers Quotes

Seth Meyers

Profession : Comedian

Birth : December 28, 1973

I'm not a tortured soul.

Seth Meyers

I always thought I'd be a father.

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The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

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My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.

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I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and it was always comedy.

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Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

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It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

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Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head.

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I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

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People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

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It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

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My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

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Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

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When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

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I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

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'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

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I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

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People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces.

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It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try.

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