Steven Crowder Quotes

Steven Crowder

Profession : Actor

Birth : July 7, 1987

North Korea is really just the kid who decided he'd be 'all out crazy,' hoping people would be scared off by the tirades and avoid stepping up to the plate.

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Why on Earth would the United States ever want to be more like Europe? Correct me if I'm wrong, but we left, did we not? Not only did we leave that older, lesser world behind, but we left skid-marks along the way with an entire continent eating our proverbial dust.

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I guess as far as leftists are concerned, the United States can't qualify as a 'cultured society' simply because we've actually created a society that works.

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If appeasing other nations means that we need to begin acting like them, you can count me out.

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For people who seem so hell-bent on multiculturalism, why can't liberals understand that free enterprise/freedom is a part of the American Culture?

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One of my goals in life is to watch political correctness shrivel up and die (as it should be for any true conservative).

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Folks, it's okay to find flamboyant homosexuality funny.

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My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

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To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we find absurdities funny. That's our first step in making sense of them.

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I'm a pansy when compared to the men and women of the United States military.

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Contrary to what most of Hollywood will tell you, the men and women of our armed forces are the best among us. Not only because of how they serve, but because they are able to find the best in each other... And they are able to encapsulate the best in all of us.

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God bless America, God bless the troops.

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I consider myself to be a man with my priorities in order.

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All I'm saying is that I rarely find myself pointing to Sean Penn's love life thinking, 'I want to be like that.'

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If you're unhappy with your circumstances, then change them. Don't blame the government or your boss or the guy down the street who's better looking than you (exceptions include Hugh Jackman and George Clooney). Just take some Pepto-Bismol and be a man (or woman, for all of you bullish feminists).

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More often than not, people who are poor... are right where they should be.

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The mistake that all 'long-term poor people' make is putting others under a microscope in an attempt to set blame. That right there is a true loser's mentality (or 'poppycock' if you will).

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Death is not only a passing on but a time for everyone else to truthfully reflect on one's life.

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