T. J. Miller Quotes

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T. J. Miller

Profession : Actor

Birth : June 4, 1981

When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body.

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I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.

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I do believe that in the future there will be a movie called 'Deadpool vs. Wolverine'.

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I was in 'Goodwin Games,' which was canceled, and a few other things, so I kind of swore off television unless I was writing or producing it.

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I think the physical comedy in action sequences is fantastic. Like, '21 Jump Street' did a great job with that.

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I like when people don't know what to expect.

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A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'

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Fame is very isolating. It changes your reality.

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'Silicon Valley' is a great show. It might be the best comedy on television. And if the Academy feels I have stood out to the point of deserving an award, I won't pawn it.

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Artists want to be congratulated because they should be.

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Stand-up and sketch and improv - that's the most direct contact you can have with somebody, making them laugh. I like that. I like the intimacy.

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If there is one thing that makes me unique, it's that I riff a lot.

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I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

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It's the comedy that guides me. The acting and all that stuff comes second. It's equally important, but I just try to do that as best as I can.

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I know that, as a comedian, I've made great strides because I've worked as hard as a person can work at being at least wildly amusing.

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I don't believe in alcohol. It's a sort of a medicinal necessity for the human condition, none of that stuff. I'm not a gambling man.

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Mike Judge is very specific about how people look in his projects, and I think it's because he's an animator.

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We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed.

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