Tim Allen Quotes

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Tim Allen

Profession : Comedian

Birth : June 13, 1953

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

Tim Allen

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

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I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Tim Allen

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

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I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

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I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

Tim Allen

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

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In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

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It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.

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My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

Tim Allen