Tracy Morgan Quotes

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Tracy Morgan

Profession : Actor

Birth : November 10, 1968

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

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I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

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Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America.

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That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations.

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I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside.

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I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.

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I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

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When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

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I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

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People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

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People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

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So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

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I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

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I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

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I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

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Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

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If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

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Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

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