Vermin Supreme Quotes

Vermin Supreme

Profession : Artist

Birth : June 3, 1961

Money should be for ponies, not for war, I think.

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I think the important thing to understand about the free pony program is, of course, it is an absolutely free pony program, uh, there may be some incidental costs involved with pony social security or universal pony health care or the haystamp program so ponies won't starve in the streets.

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When you create Hope in people, you create expectations. When you do not fulfill those expectations, when the change becomes more of the same old, same old, the Hope that was created can only turn to anger, frustration and bitter disappointment.

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A vote for me is a vote completely thrown away.

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I'm a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you.

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For too long, this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.

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Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.

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I'm a friendly fascist.

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Free ponies for all Americans!

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Yes I am a politician - I will promise you anything your little electorate heart desires - because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public, and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make.

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We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.

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My wife knows me as Vermin. My mother knows me as Vermin. For all intent and purposes, that's my name.

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As a social anarchist, I believe that capitalism itself is an inherently exploitative hierarchical situation - you do have a boss, you do have somebody in charge.

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Yes, I will promise you anything your little elector heart desires... Of course, I have no intention of keeping any promise I make.

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The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!

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The more ties you wear, the higher rank you are.

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I've scrubbed many, many landmarks. I scrubbed the Kremlin back in '98. We had a mandatory-toothbrushing parade; we had the text of the mandatory-toothbrush law translated into Russian. And we had like 30 Russians; we had musicians; we had the giant toothbrushes. The police came and told us to stop, and we stopped.

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When I was younger, it was very easy to ignore me because I was like some crazy hippie kid. But as I've gotten older, and I'm more gray and more lines on my face, it has given me a lot more gravitas.

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In a scholarly manner I have made it a habit to collect different crowd-control manuals, and I read them to the police sort of reminding them of basic tenants of crowd control, such as minimum use of force to effect an arrest. I tell... the police that they may have been put in a dangerous situation by their superiors.

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I've always maintained that if I didn't have the boot and was talking serious things on the street corner, it would be very easy to ignore me.

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