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Victor Borge
Profession : Comedian
Birth : January 3, 1909
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Victor Borge
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge