Will Rogers Quotes

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Will Rogers

Profession : Actor

Birth : November 4, 1879

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.

Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Will Rogers

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Will Rogers

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Will Rogers

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Will Rogers