I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

Mitch Hedberg

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

William Shakespeare

In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that's what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true.

Loretta Young

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.

Wayne Dyer

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Honore de Balzac

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.

Andre Maurois

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.

Billie Holiday

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

Clark Gable

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Mae West

Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that.

Keanu Reeves

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

Soren Kierkegaard