Adam Carolla Quotes

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Adam Carolla

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : May 27, 1964

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

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I was a horrible student.

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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