Adam Carolla Quotes

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Adam Carolla

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : May 27, 1964

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

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I'm not a Republican.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

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I am not a good cue card reader.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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