Adam Carolla Quotes

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Adam Carolla

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : May 27, 1964

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.

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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

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If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

Adam Carolla

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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