Bill Hicks Quotes

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Bill Hicks

Profession : Comedian

Birth : December 16, 1961

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

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There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Bill Hicks

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

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If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

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I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

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If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

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