Bill Hicks Quotes

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Bill Hicks

Profession : Comedian

Birth : December 16, 1961

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

Bill Hicks

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Bill Hicks

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

Bill Hicks

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

Bill Hicks

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

Bill Hicks

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

Bill Hicks

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Bill Hicks

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Bill Hicks

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

Bill Hicks

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.

Bill Hicks

People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.

Bill Hicks