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Bob Mortimer
Profession : Comedian
Birth : May 23, 1959
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Having an audience in the studio makes you perform rather than just act.
Bob Mortimer
That's the thing, you see, we were never good enough to write proper punchlines.
Bob Mortimer
The more cynical commentators on our careers would say that the northern accent has been the basis of our success. There's a certain authenticity to the voice - which isn't to my credit; I was just born there.
Bob Mortimer
The best part of our lives is just every day when we are writing.
Bob Mortimer
You can have a mate for 30 years, it's easy.
Bob Mortimer
I was the youngest of four boys, raised in North Yorkshire.
Bob Mortimer
I don't believe in credit or loans.
Bob Mortimer
I had three bypasses in one go, using arteries harvested from my leg and the right side of my chest.
Bob Mortimer
When they told me I had to have a heart operation, my main memory is standing in my kitchen and thinking what I would really miss was my little tea towel. Not for one minute did I think, 'Oh, I'm going to really miss performing.' The things you're going to miss are your wife, your egg cup, your seat that you sit in to watch TV.
Bob Mortimer
Shooting Stars' changed panel shows a bit for ever, I think.
Bob Mortimer
I was a solicitor once, so I'm truly grateful because I know what it's like to have a proper job.
Bob Mortimer
Our comedy is just falling over, funny faces, arguments, all the comedy basics, really.
Bob Mortimer
We're not scientific comedians, thinking like, 'Things have moved on, we need to do this, we need to reflect the world in this way.'
Bob Mortimer
Families At War' is a show we are very proud of. It was a great show.
Bob Mortimer
I look at stuff like the 'The Whole 19 Yards' and it reminds me of my childhood watching shows with Mike Reid and kids climbing over obstacles.
Bob Mortimer
Catterick' was originally a movie. That was what we intended for it and we had the money for it and everything. But we couldn't be bothered - I know that sounds terrible, but it's the truth. At a later stage we went back, split it up and made it into the TV series. But, yeah that was supposed to be a movie and we just didn't bother.
Bob Mortimer
They asked me to go on 'Hell's Kitchen' but I'm banned from reality TV by my wife. She's not up for that kind of tomfoolery.
Bob Mortimer
You see idiots on the net but on TV you can't really find them.
Bob Mortimer
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