Chelsea Handler Quotes

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Chelsea Handler

Profession : Comedian

Birth : February 25, 1975

There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously.

Chelsea Handler

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.

Chelsea Handler

I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.

Chelsea Handler

It takes me a while to get my appetite going when I wake up early.

Chelsea Handler

I think you do need two terms as a president.

Chelsea Handler

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them.

Chelsea Handler

There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'

Chelsea Handler

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

Chelsea Handler

I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in no time. I thought, 'Once they see me, they'll be so glad I came.' I always had a ridiculous amount of self-confidence about what was going to happen to me.

Chelsea Handler