Chelsea Handler Quotes

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Chelsea Handler

Profession : Comedian

Birth : February 25, 1975

MTV is known for their huge budget.

Chelsea Handler

I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it?

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I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.

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Jews are underdogs - not in my world, obviously, they're not.

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I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

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There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'

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TMZ is so disgusting.

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There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off.

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I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.

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I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

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Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.

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I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.

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I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit.

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I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.

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If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.

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I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.

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In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.

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Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

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I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it.

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Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?'

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