Craig Kilborn Quotes

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Craig Kilborn

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : August 24, 1962

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

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However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

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The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

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New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

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I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

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I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

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My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

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CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.

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Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

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It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.

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Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

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I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

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People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

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I'm from the Midwest.

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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

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People who go into show business are screwed up.

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I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

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