Craig Kilborn Quotes

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Craig Kilborn

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : August 24, 1962

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'

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I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

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I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

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I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

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I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.

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I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

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John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

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They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

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I have a wonderful respect for old people.

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