Dane Cook Quotes

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Dane Cook

Profession : Comedian

Birth : March 18, 1972

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

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We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

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The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

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I'm a late-night guy.

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

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When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.

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I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

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If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

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When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator.

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Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.

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I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

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