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Fred Allen
Profession : Comedian
Birth : May 31, 1894
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred Allen
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Fred Allen
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Fred Allen
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
Fred Allen
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
Fred Allen
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
Fred Allen
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Fred Allen
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Fred Allen
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Fred Allen
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Fred Allen
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Fred Allen
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Fred Allen
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Fred Allen
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Fred Allen
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Fred Allen
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Fred Allen
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Fred Allen
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