Howard Stern Quotes

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Howard Stern

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : January 12, 1954

It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.

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I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

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I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

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I'm the voice of honesty.

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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

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I don't talk about my salary.

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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

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It's no treat being in bed with me.

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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

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'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.

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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.

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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

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I will never feel successful.

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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

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