Jeff Garlin Quotes

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Jeff Garlin

Profession : Comedian

Birth : June 5, 1962

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

Jeff Garlin

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

Jeff Garlin

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

Jeff Garlin

I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.

Jeff Garlin

First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.

Jeff Garlin

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

Jeff Garlin

Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting.

Jeff Garlin

I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.

Jeff Garlin

I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater.

Jeff Garlin