Johnny Carson Quotes

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Johnny Carson

Profession : Comedian

Birth : October 23, 1925

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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I was going to hang it up on the twenty-fifth year of this show. I don't know why. Maybe twenty-five years is enough. And I found out that I was having so much fun doing the show that we decided to stick around for a while.

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

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We're more effective than birth control pills.

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To be an entertainer, you gotta be a little gutsy, a little egotistical, so you have to pull back sometimes when people say, 'Well, he's stuck-up.' 'Stuck-up' is only another word for self-conscious.

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