Katherine Ryan Quotes

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Katherine Ryan

Profession : Comedian

Birth : June 30, 1983

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm curious and I want to talk about it.

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When I talk about celebrities, it's not a dismantling of that human being.

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I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her.

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Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.

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I had white hair when I was 19. I think bleach can be addictive, and before long, you've gone too far with it and can't tell you've got a problem. It was over-processed and genuinely crispy, but I thought I looked amazing.

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If I've got a confidence problem, it's that my self-esteem is entirely too high.

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The more you mess with texture and colour, the worse your hair is going to feel.

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I'm actually thrilled with the woman I'm turning out to be.

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Part of me has always wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe or any Fifties Hollywood starlet. On screen, they seemed so sexy and simple and looked after. In real life, I'm none of those things. But I'd rather be fierce and complicated.

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I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish.

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When you're little, every experience writes on the canvas of who you are.

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Isolated incidents have lateral, lasting implications.

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to look and feel like a grown woman when I was young. That's one reason why it's important to hold adults who take advantage of that fully accountable.

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I love Little Mix, and I always have.

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You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.

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Why would you watch an Oscar-nominated film unless you're mad enough to purposely experience feelings? Bleh. I'm not interested in catching those.

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I have little time for sincerity.

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I don't think I spoke to anyone apart from my daughter for the first two years of her life.

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I have huge admiration for Taylor Swift. She's tall, talented, young, thin, and beautiful. More importantly, she seems focused, generous, vulnerable, and kind.

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It's not my place to tell anyone what kind of feminist she should be.

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