Katherine Ryan Quotes

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Katherine Ryan

Profession : Comedian

Birth : June 30, 1983

I guess I talk about her because I'm interested; I'm listening. Taylor Swift's words are so valuable to so many young people, not just her #GirlSquad.

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If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.

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Society wants happy families.

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Posh people blow my mind. Apart from empathy, they're good at everything - true survivalists.

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Regressing back to an infant state is nothing to be proud of. Rich Americans don't drive themselves, don't cook, don't do their own nails/hair/make-up, don't shop, and I suppose all they've got in common with rich British people is that they don't raise their own kids, either.

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Many of us are quite stupid.

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I am behind Kanye West for American President 100 per cent.

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The holidays are the worst time to travel, and ISIS aren't making things any easier.

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If you're struggling for gift ideas, my advice is to give experiences rather than things.

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The representation of women in hip-hop has long been so flagrantly unkind.

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I highly recommend reading the book 'Confessions Of A Video Vixen.'

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I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it.

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Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!

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I've decided that I'm completely rock n' roll.

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Question everything.

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I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.

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All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman.

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I don't worry about whether or not people like me.

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I love Britain. I'm an Irish citizen, but I was born in Canada, and I'm a British comedian, really. My entire career has been over here.

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