Limmy Quotes

Limmy

Profession : Comedian

Birth : October 20, 1974

Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference between what's real and what's a fantasy or joke.

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I'd never dance at school discos, I couldn't believe people could show themselves like that.

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I would like to one day write a nice big novel and enjoy writing it and people enjoy reading it but I cannae be bothered or I don't have any ideas that would fill up a big book like that.

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I think I was maybe a ned. I don't know. I had a trakkie, a cap and got into trouble when I was younger and I don't remember other neds round about me, so I suppose I must have been one. But a thinking ned, an intelligent ned.

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I was asked before to go out on '8 out of 10 Cats,' and I've been asked to go on 'Question Time,' I said to no to that. I don't see myself coming across well on that sort of thing.

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If the Internet went down or there was no telly I would be 'oh no, oh no.'

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It's almost like schizophrenia the way I get ideas about things that are not really happening and just end up focusing on them.

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I write in quite a simple way because that's just the way I write. The vocab I use is quite wee. That's just the way I talk.

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I get a lot of ideas sitting in the living room staring at the walls or lying in bed thinking about things.

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I've been told to 'man up' after talking about depression on Twitter. Man up means 'be strong because that's what a man is.' And they don't just mean physical strength, they mean emotional strength. What, because men get into fights or go to wars to fight? It should be 'woman up.'

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I think trolling is a sort of art form, a bit of a craft.

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I think everybody in the world should agree to no care about anything. But we'll all have to do it at the same time.

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I always wanted to get on the telly. Then see when I did, and there was talk about doing more online, Comedy Labs or iPlayer, I was: 'Naw, naw, naw, I want to be On The Telly that sits in the living room and folk watch it together.

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The day I say I'm famous is the day I sound like a fanny.

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I've just got a really sick sense of humour that's separate from reality.

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I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having everybody shutting their mouths.

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My issue with all sort of social justice stuff and leftie stuff, and I would put myself on a social justice leftie side, is some of the terminology is jargon.

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Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine.

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I've always been a very open person, all my life, even at school.

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Sometimes there were certain things in 'Limmy's Show' where I'd be having to come up with six episodes and as a result there was stuff in there that wasn't my favourite and I'd think, 'ach I'll shove that in this episode.'

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