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Limmy
Profession : Comedian
Birth : October 20, 1974
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I think on my passport form I described myself as 'entertainer,' filling it in, in a Post Office or something. I felt like I should be doing jazz hands when I wrote that, but I don't do anything else really.
Limmy
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them quite funny, with punchlines - they're kind of like sketches.
Limmy
I don't really get angry any more.
Limmy
My son likes Doctor Seuss books, but they're right tongue twisters. You get to certain bits and you stumble your words and it makes you feel like an idiot.
Limmy
Going to a pub when you're not drinking is pretty boring.
Limmy
Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind of thing. It's like Las Vegas. I know this isnae really the Eiffel Tower and that isnae really the Statue of Liberty, but it's just a bit of fun.
Limmy
I do like crossing moral boundaries.
Limmy
I'm genuine! I've not got some dark, shadowy corporation behind me pulling the strings.
Limmy
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel.
Limmy
I never made my website to try and get anywhere, it was just a laugh.
Limmy
People are so quick to get offended.
Limmy
I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general feeling that if we were to break away it would be game over and we would be bankrupt. If that is the case then that's exactly what we should do. Why are we, a country that would be bankrupt, leaching off another one?
Limmy
With the Internet I just love how anything goes, especially in the light of this whole Sachsgate.
Limmy
I think I was an alcoholic. There are all these grey areas about what makes you an alcoholic - you can't cope without it, you stop caring about jobs and relationships, or you just binge.
Limmy
It's in me to get steaming and to think too much, worry too much about the future, the past.
Limmy
I was reading some Raymond Carver. I really liked how he did that 'slice of life' thing. Because I'm not much of a reader I end up finding out about these things a long time after other people.
Limmy
There are so many different ways of making people laugh and sometimes you sit down to watch something that everyone says is hilarious and within a couple of minutes you realise its comedy that isn't for you.
Limmy
I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making sense.
Limmy
One thing I like to do is visit technical forums and ask for help regarding an entirely fictitious problem I'm having with my software. When I receive help, I say, 'Nope. Didn't work.' If they guide me to a button to click, I say, 'Nope. Can't see it.' Sometimes I just reply with nothing but 'Nope,' and it drives them up the wall.
Limmy
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