Loni Love Quotes

Loni Love

Profession : Comedian

Birth : July 12, 1971

I am the funny, crazy person.

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Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

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I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.

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I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.

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That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you.

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I am a seasoned performer.

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Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

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That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

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I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it.

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I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.

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At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now.

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I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there.

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I worked harder at my craft, and it took some time, but here I am today doing what I want to do, which is entertain people.

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In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife.

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We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love.

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I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.'

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I think that, for so long, there was only one type of actor, and now you see these different colors, different people, different shapes and different sizes. It just makes it more interesting.

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We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.

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I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while.

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There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience.

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