Roseanne Barr Quotes

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Roseanne Barr

Profession : Actress

Birth : November 3, 1952

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

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I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

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I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.

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I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel; it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost.

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

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Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

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I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

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I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

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I was completely nuts for most of my life.

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The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.

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'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

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Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it.

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TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.

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I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.

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