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Russell Howard
Profession : Comedian
Birth : March 23, 1980
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Whenever the word 'weird' is mentioned it can only be an insult.
Russell Howard
I'm happy when I'm working.
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I just assume a lot of people hate me. You just have to suck it up.
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Neither me or my wife are any good at cooking.
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I'm not really a cake man. I'm more a savoury guy.
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Oddly, I am really cool under pressure.
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I don't like doing things badly, that just feels like a waste of a day.
Russell Howard
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room: it's a 300 seater, which feels small but you can still get big laughs.
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In the summer Regent's Park is one of the best places in the world with every nationality playing every sport.
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It's really frustrating when you write a show and it's really funny and someone and from Standards and Decency says, 'You can't put that in because it has a naughty word.'
Russell Howard
I don't really do any corporate gigs or I don't really cash in which is a bit silly and much to the annoyance of my family. I'd rather just do gigs that I like and TV shows that I like rather than personal appearances at a nightclub.
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I never really wanted to be on telly.
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I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful.
Russell Howard
I found out recently that my 'Good News' show has a big following in North Korea and the Vatican City! Who knew Kim Jong-un and the Pope liked fast-paced satire?
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The strange thing about people considering me upbeat is that I'm really not.
Russell Howard
I did a stand-up performance on Conan O'Brian, which was great, but it's not for me. I prefer England.
Russell Howard
But I did break my mum's heart, because I turned down 'Strictly' twice. I just couldn't do it. It's not for me.
Russell Howard
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.
Russell Howard
I don't really have a political agenda, I just like things to be fair - I get angered by pomposity and privilege.
Russell Howard
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were.
Russell Howard
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