Steven Crowder Quotes

Steven Crowder

Profession : Actor

Birth : July 7, 1987

'America has no culture!' is a phrase that we've all heard many times in our lives. As is often the case, a lie repeated often enough becomes an assumed truth (kind of like the tall tale of Janeane Garofalo being a comedian).

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At the end of the day, when I kick back with some barbecue and a CokeZero in front of a blockbuster film playing within the convenience of my fully air-conditioned house, I'll say a small prayer thanking God for the American culture.

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When people do marriage right, they don't complain so much, and so their voices are silenced by the rabble of promiscuous charlatans peddling their pathetic world view as 'progressive.'

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I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win.

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Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party.

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I'm guessing that ability to withstand peer pressure and adhere to one's values might translate to the kind of backbone necessary for a successful lifelong relationship.

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Who'd have thought that living life like a dime store floozy throughout your formative years could negatively affect your decision-making ability or long-term, future relationships?

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I know plenty of people my age that will never get married because they genuinely believe the false cultural meme that marriage has sadly become. There's only one problem. It's completely untrue.

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As someone who comes from a family of lifers (along with my wife), I just want to say, flat out... Marriage is a really good deal.

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Whether you're young old, male, female, marriage (when done correctly) will make your life - and this country - better off.

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Listen, one doesn't need to be religious (nor a rocket scientist) to see the value of abstinence.

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I can tell you beyond any doubt, that my lady is able to control herself and stick to her values regardless of circumstance. Just as surely, she can say the same about me (Ben & Jerry's benders notwithstanding).

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It would almost seem that - dare I say this - private transportation is more efficient than mass public-transit!

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Not only have individual politicians and celebrities personally condemned your automobiles for being too messy, noisy, and harmful to the common good, but they've tried to affect the natural market through taxes on larger vehicles along with incentives and quotas for 'greener' cars.

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Religious extremism. We hear about it all the time. We see it all the time. Heck, most of us are just sick of talking about it all the time.

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The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike.

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Every manly icon the West has ever admired has embodied the very spirit of American independence.

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When men get together, they moan about their wives. The commentary provided on marriage between groups of men is typically one from a viewpoint that assumes marriage to be life's greatest, most unfun mistake. Not only is it often as disingenuous as Joe Biden's hairline, but it's incredibly harmful.

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Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of them, unless we begin choosing to elevate and praise our spouses instead of denigrate, we will be letting an incredibly corrosive, self-perpetuating societal meme destroy the very institution that defines our lives.

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Men get together, and they complain about their wives because it's what they feel they're supposed to do. It's as phony as your frat-buddy's stupid tribal tattoos, and everybody knows it.

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