After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I worked, saved money and eventually transferred to a different state school. In all, I went to college for three years.

Taylor Tomlinson

My mom passed away when she was 34 years old... And I think in addition to I have to be really good if I'm going to disappoint my parents, I also have that in the back of my head, which is... okay. I may only have until 34 because in addition, my mom's aunt also died, same cancer, 34. So there's a pattern.

Taylor Tomlinson

I know dead mom jokes make people uncomfortable.

Taylor Tomlinson

I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality.

Taylor Tomlinson

I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way.

Taylor Tomlinson

That's the thing that's so messed up about dating, is that you start hearing all these stories about how nuts their ex-girlfriend or -boyfriend or whoever was, and the longer that you date the more relatable those stories become - the more you realize it's just their account, and it's not necessarily what actually transpired.

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Now that I have my dream job, my friends are less sympathetic to my dating troubles. I think it's easy to feel like one area of your life isn't going the way you want it to. And if another area of your life is going the way you want it to, you feel guilty for wanting the other area to go well, too.

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I'm such a loser.

Taylor Tomlinson

Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

Taylor Tomlinson

It's mostly fun to introduce someone to one of their superfans.

Taylor Tomlinson

It sucks that I had to get engaged and then go through an excruciating breakup and let go of this future I had planned for myself with another person. But the hour that ended up being 'Quarter-Life Crisis' was different and, in my opinion, so much better than what it would have been if I hadn't gone through that right before.

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Being in your 20s is like having a virus. You can't do anything. You just have to wait until you're better.

Taylor Tomlinson

If you're going to work in churches, you have to stay very clean and really careful for the rest of your career. Otherwise, you know, a swear word could end it for you.

Taylor Tomlinson

Some people will say, 'Oh, you're very wise beyond your years,' and that's just a nice way of saying, 'You hate yourself, and you should!'

Taylor Tomlinson

A lot of people - myself included - get overwhelmed with the amount of content you have to produce now. But it's necessary unless you're super famous. And even then, you need an Instagram.

Taylor Tomlinson

I took a class from a church comedian and I was squeaky-clean for five, six years of my career starting in churches, corporates and schools. That was a way to perform in front of a lot of people, more than open mics, which of course I had no business doing.

Taylor Tomlinson

Nobody is truly for everyone and now you don't have to be.

Taylor Tomlinson

When I got diagnosed, they started listing names. They were like, 'You know who else is bipolar? Selena Gomez.' And I was like, 'That does make me feel better. She is very pretty. Okay, I'll be bipolar.'

Taylor Tomlinson

My dad's really funny.

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I liked writing, I liked performing, but I couldn't sing or dance.

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Taylor Tomlinson Quotes

After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I worked, saved money and eventually transferred to a different state school. In all, I went to college for three years.

I know dead mom jokes make people uncomfortable.

I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality.

I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way.

Now that I have my dream job, my friends are less sympathetic to my dating troubles. I think it's easy to feel like one area of your life isn't going the way you want it to. And if another area of your life is going the way you want it to, you feel guilty for wanting the other area to go well, too.

I'm such a loser.

Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

It's mostly fun to introduce someone to one of their superfans.

Being in your 20s is like having a virus. You can't do anything. You just have to wait until you're better.

If you're going to work in churches, you have to stay very clean and really careful for the rest of your career. Otherwise, you know, a swear word could end it for you.

Some people will say, 'Oh, you're very wise beyond your years,' and that's just a nice way of saying, 'You hate yourself, and you should!'

A lot of people - myself included - get overwhelmed with the amount of content you have to produce now. But it's necessary unless you're super famous. And even then, you need an Instagram.

I took a class from a church comedian and I was squeaky-clean for five, six years of my career starting in churches, corporates and schools. That was a way to perform in front of a lot of people, more than open mics, which of course I had no business doing.

Nobody is truly for everyone and now you don't have to be.

When I got diagnosed, they started listing names. They were like, 'You know who else is bipolar? Selena Gomez.' And I was like, 'That does make me feel better. She is very pretty. Okay, I'll be bipolar.'

My dad's really funny.

I liked writing, I liked performing, but I couldn't sing or dance.