Taylor Tomlinson Quotes

Taylor Tomlinson

Profession : Comedian

Birth : November 4, 1993

My goal was to have a Netflix special by the time I was 30.

Taylor Tomlinson

I wish I were better at observational or political or social commentary, and I'm just not.

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Especially with the Internet now, there is no such thing as being unrelatable.

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You do want people to say you're wise beyond your years and you know what you're doing. That's the age-equivalent of 'I'm not like other girls.' I'm not, I'm different.

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I didn't go up in a comedy club until I was in my late teens, because I didn't know where to get a fake ID or anything, and I'm such a good kid.

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I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually do full-time until I was maybe 19 or 20.

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Acting is embarrassing for me. Stand-up had to be taken away for me to consider it.

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You can't practice stand-up alone in your room. You can't find out if a joke works by asking two of your friends.

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The best comedy advice in the beginning of my career was get onstage every night, as many times as possible. It's the only way to get better.

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Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything about my life.

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Everyone on the Internet is a celebrity to someone at this point. There are people on TikTok who have never put out anything besides like daily vlogs, and if I saw them in a coffee shop, I'd be like, 'Oh, my God, it's you!'

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