Tracy Morgan Quotes

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Tracy Morgan

Profession : Actor

Birth : November 10, 1968

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

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The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

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Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

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If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people.

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The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.

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'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

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I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.

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If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material.

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If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black.

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Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate.

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Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.

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You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

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I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.

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They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me.

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Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes.

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Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down.

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Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

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I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK?

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

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