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Woody Allen
Profession : Director
Birth : December 1, 1935
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Woody Allen
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
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