Quotes for Funny

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Jerry Seinfeld

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

Steve Martin

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

Kevin Hart

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

Molly Ivins

You're unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things.

Richard P. Feynman

Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.

Olga Tokarczuk

Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself.

Zadie Smith

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.

Dolly Parton

It's so funny, you go to acting school thinking you're going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught me how to be myself. Because it's in understanding yourself deeply that you can lend yourself to another person's circumstances and another person's experience.

Lupita Nyong'o

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

Matt Lauer

In terms of sheer pleasure, Tom Stoppard was very big for me because he is so funny and so smart, and it felt delicious reading him.

Greta Gerwig

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Thomas A. Edison

You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.

Thomas Hardy

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Hillary Clinton

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Laurence J. Peter

Who included me among the ranks of the human race?

Joseph Brodsky