Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Steven Wright

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

E. B. White

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jules Renard

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Will Rogers

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden