Adam Carolla Quotes

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Adam Carolla

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : May 27, 1964

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I don't know anything about computers.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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I get depressed at airports.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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