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George Carlin
Profession : Comedian
Birth : May 12, 1937
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
Think off-center.
George Carlin
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
George Carlin
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
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