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Henny Youngman
Profession : Comedian
Birth : March 16, 1906
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny Youngman
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Henny Youngman
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
Henny Youngman
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Henny Youngman
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Henny Youngman
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
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