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Ralphie May
Profession : Comedian
Birth : February 17, 1972
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If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society.
Ralphie May
I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.
Ralphie May
We are all fingers on the same hand. We may not look alike, but we are all needed.
Ralphie May
There's no getting around it - I am a politically incorrect, racially insensitive, culturally controversial comic, but at least I'm self-aware.
Ralphie May
There's a big difference between being racist and racially insensitive.
Ralphie May
I'm honest, at the end of the day - I'm obese, but I'm not obtuse.
Ralphie May
I'm not your usual cup of tea.
Ralphie May
I don't need the fame or power.
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Michigan... it's a great state... somewhere.
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I think it's funny when stereotypes happen.
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The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates.
Ralphie May
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
Ralphie May
I live in a dangerous part of Los Angeles. It's called... Los Angeles.
Ralphie May
I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian.
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My name is Ralphie. How many Ralphie's do you know? It's unique.
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Most comics can't produce the amount of material I produce.
Ralphie May
I do like two hours of new material every year.
Ralphie May
My wife is my teammate. She's my best friend. I love her.
Ralphie May
My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to be fat. That's a huge difference.
Ralphie May
I'd like to be a U.S. senator from Tennessee.
Ralphie May
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