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Woody Allen
Profession : Director
Birth : December 1, 1935
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
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I am two with nature.
Woody Allen
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Woody Allen
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
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