Quotes for Funny

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Demetri Martin

I never liked you, and I always will.

Samuel Goldwyn

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.

Keanu Reeves

It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.

Scarlett Johansson

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

J. Cole

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.

Christopher Walken

It's funny: the reason I did 'Beautiful Creatures' was the same reason I did everything else - even though it was a genre film and existed at a more studio level, the script and the characters were so well written.

Alden Ehrenreich

Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation.

Yara Shahidi

I am a big fan of Jeremy Clarkson and I love watching him on TV and reading his various columns. I think he's funny and irreverent and adds to the gaiety of nations.

Julia Hartley-Brewer

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.

Charles Darwin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Steve Martin

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Arthur Conan Doyle

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Jay Leno

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Ronald Reagan

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Lewis Black

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Don Rickles