Quotes for Funny

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

Stevie Wonder

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

Steve Martin

I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.

Prince

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

Don Rickles

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Victor Hugo

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffett

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

Paula Poundstone

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

James Thurber

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

Don Marquis

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

Eminem

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.

Joan Rivers

There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data.

Yuval Noah Harari

Everybody in my family's funny. Being funny was highly encouraged in our family, I think.

Catherine O'Hara

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

Gertrude Stein

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Kevin Hart

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Bertrand Russell

I have an unfortunate personality.

Orson Welles

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lewis

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber